Monday, November 29, 2004

Random Thoughts

The Thanksgiving holiday is over and there are a few random thoughts running through my tiny little mind. In no particular order, here they are:
Went to Michigan for Thanksgiving. Started our journey wednesday afternoon while pulling our camper. About an hour into the drive, my truck suddenly veered right, then left. I looked into my rearview mirror while saying "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" and noticed the trailer was basically by my door. I was jack-knifing all over the road. I went down into the middle a little where my camper then went onto two wheels. It was pretty freakin' scary. Luckily I was able to save it. It's the closest I've ever been to having a major accident and the closest I hope I'll ever come. Immediately after, I was so pumped up. My heart was racing, my wife was crying but all I could think was "damn, that was some great driving!" It wasn't until about a half an hour later that I realized how close we came to serious trouble...then I worried. Needless to say, I limped back home and left the trailer there. I don't know why there was nobody beside me at the time of my near spin-out, but someone must have been watching over my girls in that truck.
Once at the "cabin" (the next day) I was a little more relaxed. I went hunting that evening. We were all clear to shoot "anything brown" and I was ready. It had snowed the night before and the woods were absolutely beautiful. Fresh, clean, crisp. It's amazing how in tune with your surroundings you become when you are sitting 30 feet in the air in a tree stand. Your ears become your best tool and you hear absolutely everything. At first, every time a bird lands on a tree within 50 feet of you, you think it's a deer coming up. When a small puff of snow falls from a branch and lands on the ground, you expect to look up and see this monster buck. What's neat is that none of that happened. There were a million sounds and no deer to be found when about an hour into the hunt you start to daydream and become careless with your careful movements. It was at that time that out of the corner of my eye I saw a doe walk down the path. My heart started racing. (so much for that finely tuned listening that I mentioned earlier) I slowly grabbed my gun in anticipation of that deer walking into range. The deer gingerly made its way into the clearing where I could begin to think about shooting. But I then made the decision to not shoot. Instead, I stood there and watched this beautiful creature cautiously make its way to the bait pile of sweet potatoes and corn about 30 yards away from me. For the next 45 minutes I did nothing but enjoy the show. I was so close that when the deer went for some corn, I could hear her mouth crunching it. Soon, she made her way right toward me and walked directly under my tree stand. I coulda' spit on her!
It was really great. Don't let me kid ya', if an 8 pointer walked in behind her, I would have taken a shot...I guarantee you that.

I saw a comedian the other day and I was reminded of what she said while on the way home sunday. I never really "got" the whole sun blind thing that people put in their car windows to block the sun from their children's eyes. This comedian mentioned that "god forbid that we allow our kids to have sun shine on them!" So true.

People are talking about Brett Favre's 200 consecutive games streak (when he starts on monday night) and how impressive it is. What a great record...and I love Brett. He's an absolute stud and probably one of the top 3 quarterbacks to ever play the game (somebody please argue that with me...I dare you). Instead of appreciating it, sports folk decided that we should compare it to Cal Ripken's streak 2000 plus games. First of all, it's apples and oranges. Secondly, you are comparing a streak that I am sure neither athlete would dare try to diminish the other one's. Understandably, it is now football season and the NFL, and college football for that fact, are King...much bigger than baseball in America right now. What surprised me is the overwhelming votes for Brett's streaking being Greater. Football is far more dangerous, no doubt. Quarterbacks take more blindside hits than anyone. But Ripken's streak is incredible. 162 games a year 1982 to 1998...not to mention post season and pre-season games, spring training, etc... Yes, Favre plays a violent sport and plays through incredible injuries and his position demands that he be the leader on every play, but Ripken played in 2500 plus games with injuries too. I would take Favre as the qb on my team in a heartbeat. But at the same time, I would have Ripken as my shortstop (also the leader of the team) on my all time team.
Let's just say that both are two of the best at their sports and go with it...without diminishing what either of them have done. p.s....isn't it good that we are talking about two athletes like this? The topics are "heart" "desire" "leadership" and "guts" instead of brawls that spill into the stands, someone dropping their towel on the Monday Night Football intro and arrests...this is good for everybody.

Finally, how can Michigan be in the Rose Bowl? What's more, how can they be mentioned in the BCS picture? They got beat by a mediocre Notre Dame team (who played the toughest schedule in the nation this season) and then get DESTROYED by a less than mediocre Ohio State team. It doesn't add up.

Oh, one more thing. WHO DEY?!?!?! Actually, lost in all of the hype over the Bengals victory is how they can give up 40 odd points to the Browns who aren't exactly an offensive powerhouse?
P.s....I love the Bengies uniforms despite what others say. They look great!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wish I could have been up north with everybody I sure miss it. Also very glad your a good driver. unfortunatly you have no taste as you actually like the bengal uniforms. Secondly you played the practice squad of the Cleveland Browns on sunday. There is no such thing as a starter or even second stringer in Cleveland. Miami could have put up that many points. After the bengals win out the season and take the division from Spitsburgh, win the Playoffs and head to Jacksonville I will personally drive you to the game, get you drunk and pronounce to the world that I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body....I'm posting this anonymously so I don't have to go through the damn sign up thingy, yes, I'm that lazy.

Thanks
YO Bro-n-law
mat

Anonymous said...

So when are you going to start your show on Access Piqua, Channel 10 (ten){zein)(dix)(kumi- that's Swahili- gothcha on that one).
You am funny, and by law, they have to air your show (as long as you don't drop the f-bomb and stuff like that).
I'm sure that you can coach Anna and Sophie to deliver whatever lines you write, and Ava can just sit there and slobber, and you can fit that into the script.
Seriously, you should start making TV shows. I mean, who wants to live in Loserville forever (just kidding)?
Congrats on daughter # 3. Give Zeke my condolences.
Luv U guys,
Barry

Anonymous said...

New reader of the J-Bird Blog and reading back to catch up. Brett Favre and Cal Ripkin are two of my all time favorite athletes! It is refreshing to see you agree that despite the records, they possess quality leadership skills we should all value and try to emulate. The new Bengals uniforms are great but in my opinion, Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers RULE!!!!! Oh, and so good to hear your a good driver, keeping yourself and family safe. Now, I can continue to enjoy your ramblings. Just kidding.

Anonymous said...

I was directed here by a friend and i'm so thankful I dropped by.Your writing is fantastic and you have me giggling like a schoolboy most of the time.I don't get every little american'ism' and wish I could feign some interest in the kid-on sports you guys play, but nonetheless I'll be tuning in now and again when I'm in need of some humour.
Scottish Guy

Anonymous said...

I must confess that it was I who dragged the man from across the pond to your blog to read your fantastically funny writing. Though he doesn't know what many of the "Americanisms" are (such as he doesn't know what I mean when I say I'm a podunk from Ohio)and over there they think football is played with a round black and white ball (insert eye rolling here), he's OK in my book. You have a lot in common as you both live in primarily female households; perhaps you will some day get to trade notes on keeping the boys away from your girls! As I go through the posts I see that your following is increasing. Zeke sounded a little bitter, but he will feel better once those Doggie Downers start kicking in. I agree with Barry that you should have a cable access show! Don't forget your sister when you are rich and famous. I could pull an Ashlee Simpson.